(It’s not a place you can get to
By a boat or a train… it’s far,
Far away… Charlie (?)… I have a
Feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore)
Oaahh!
There’s a cockroach in my coffee
There’s a needle in my arm
And I feel like New York City
Get me to the farm
(Chorus)
Get me to the farm
Get me to the farm
Get me to the farm
Somebody get me to the farm
I got terminal uniqueness
I’m an egocentric man
I get caught up in my freakness
But I ain’t no Peter Pan
Get me to the farm
Get me to the farm
Get me to the farm
Get me to the farm
Get me…
Buckle up straightjack
Insanity is such a drag
Jellybean thorazene
Transcendental jet lag
Sanity I ain’t gona
Feeling like a pifiata
Sucker punch, blow lunch
Motherload, pigeonhole
I’m feeling like I’m gonna explode
Yeah, I wanna shave my head and
I wanna be a Hare Krishna
Tattoo a dot right on my head
Heh, heh
And the prozac is my fixer
I am the living dead
(Follow the yellow brick road…
Follow the yellow brick road… )
Take me to the farm
Take me to the farm
Somebody get me to the farm
Somebody take me to the farm
Take me to the farm
Take me to the farm
Somebody take me to the farm
Somebody take me to the farm
Take me to the farm
Take me to the farm
Take me to the farm
(Repeat last verse)
Take me to the farm
Take me to the farm
Somebody get me to the farm
(Wake up, honey… Then I’m sure to
Get a brain uh, huh… )

Talk is cheap, shut up and dance
Don’t get deep, shut up and dance
Love has got me down
A tear just hit the ground
So I started writing you this song
But the words I wrote came out all wrong
Yeah, but it’s alright

Talk is cheap, shut up and dance
Don’t get deep, shut up and dance
When you can’t define the crime
Then life ain’t worth a dime
When they take away everything you’ve got
And they rub your nose in the funky spot
Not without a fight

Talk is cheap, shut up and dance
Don’t get deep, shut up and dance, yeah
When you work your fingers to the bone
Now what does that get you – nothing
In a crowd of people
You’re still alone
You hope that tells you something
The road to heaven is paved in hell
And it makes you wonder
Why we’re here at all
Check out the shape of your circumstance
He wears the dress and she wears the pants
Here comes Jill and she needs romance
But you can’t do jack so shut up and dance!

Sex is like a gun
You aim, you shoot, hah hah, you run
When you’re splittin’ hairs with Mr. Clean
It’s like getting head from a guillotine
And the night has just begun

Talk is cheap, shut up and dance
Oh shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up
Don’t get deep, shut up and dance
Talk is cheap, shut up and dance, yeah
Don’t get deep, shut up and dance
Talk is cheap, shut up and dance
Shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up
Don’t get deep, shut up and dance, ah yeah

Oh, yeah

there goes my old girlfriend
there’s another diamond ring
and all those late night promises
I guess they don’t mean a thing
so baby what’s the story
did you find another man
is it easy to sleep in the bed that we made
when you don’t look back I guess the feelings start to fade away
ooh I used to feel your fire
but now it’s cold inside
and you’re back on the street
like you didn’t miss a beat, yeah
tell me what it takes to let you go
tell me how the pain’s supposed to go
tell me how it is that you can sleep in the night
without thinking you lost everything that was good
in your life to the toss of the dice
tell me what it takes to let you go, yeah

girl before I met you
I was F.I.N.E. fine
but your love made me a prisoner
yeah my heart’s been doin’ time
you spent me up like money
then you hung me out to dry
it was easy to keep all your lies in disguise
cause you had me deep in with the devil in your eyes
tell me what it takes to let you go
tell me how the pain’s supposed to go
tell me how it is that you can sleep in the night
without thinking you lost everything that was good
in your life to the toss of the dice
tell me what it takes to let you go
guitar!

tell me that you’re happy that you’re on your own, yeah, yeah, yeah
tell me that it’s better when you’re all alone
tell me that your body doesn’t miss my touch
tell me that my lovin’ didn’t mean that much
tell me you ain’t dyin’ when you’re cryin’ for me

tell me what it takes to let you go, ooh
tell me how the pain’s supposed to go, yeah
tell me how it is that you can sleep in the night
without thinking you lost everything that was good
in your life to the toss of the dice
tell me who’s to blame for thinking twice, no no no no
cause I don’t wanna burn in paradise, ooh ooh
I don’t I don’t I don’t wanna I don’t wanna burn in paradise
let it go let it go… (And I don’t wanna burn and I don’t wanna burn and I don’t…)

Second floor, hardware, children’s ware, ladie’s lingerie
Oh good morning Mr. Tyler, going down?
Heh heh heh, ooh

Mmm mmm mmm mmm… yeah
Workin’ like a dog for the boss man (wo)
Workin’ for the company (wo yeah)
Bettin’ on the dice I’m tossin’ (wo)
I’m gonna have a fantasy (wo yeah)
But where am I gonna look?
They tell me that love is blind
I really need a girl like an open book
To read between the lines

Love in an elevator
Livin’ it up when I’m going down
Love in an elevator
Lovin’ it up ’til I hit the ground
Jackie’s in the elevator (wo)
Lingerie second floor (wo yeah)
She said can I see you later (wo)
And love you just a little more (wo yeah)
I kinda hope we get stuck
Nobody gets out alive
She said I’ll show you how to fax in the mailroom honey
And have you home by five

Love in an elevator
Livin’ it up when I’m going down
Love in an elevator
Lovin’ it up ’til I hit the ground
In the air, in the air honey one more time now it ain’t fair
Love in an elevator
Lovin’ it up when i’m going down

Love in an

Elevator

Going down

Love in an elevator
Lovin’ it up when I’m going down
Love in an elevator
Livin’ it up when I hit the ground

Gonna be a penthouse pauper (wo)
Gonna be a millionaire (wo yeah)
I’m gonna be a real fast talker (wo)
And have me a love affair (wo yeah)
Gotta get my timing right (wo)
It’s a test that I got to pass (yeah)
I’ll chase you all the way to the stairway honey (wo)
Kiss your sassafrass
Love in an elevator
Lovin’ it up when I’m going down
Love in an elevator
Livin’ it up ’til I hit the ground
Do you care? Do you care?
Honey one more time now it ain’t fair
Love in an elevator
Livin it up when I’m going down
Do you care? Do you care?
Honey one more time now it ain’t fair
Love in an elevator
Livin it up when I’m going down
In the air, in the air
Honey one more one more one more one more
Love in an elevator
Livin it up when I’m going down
In the air, in the air
Honey one more one more one more one more
Love in an elevator
Livin it up when I’m going down
In the air, in the air
Honey one more one more one more one more
Love in an elevator

Love in an elevator
Livin it up when I’m going down
In the air, in the air, in the air, in the air
Love in an elevator
Lovin it up when I’m going down

If you think that you’re strong
Wanna fight well come on
And line up (line up)
When the going gets tough
And your talk ain’t enough
Line up (line up)
We gotta get up, get out before they get us down
‘Cause livin’ up against the wall, yeah
Has got us locked up
Come on and line up (line up)
So don’t be surprised when they pull the wool over yo eyes
Yeah don’t get funked up

Yeah, if you all got the stuff
And you can’t get enough
Then line up (line up)
If you’re out on a limb
And you wanna come in
Then line up (line up)
Yeah, your head’s down, sittin’ round
Pick yo face up off the ground
And get yo self together baby
And learn to stand tough, heh heh
Come on and line up (line up)
We better get to it instead of
Just standing around
It’s time to get down
(Come on Joe)
(ohh yeah)

If you’re playing to win
And your only way in
Is line up (line up)
If we all wanna live
Then we all gotta give
Line up (line up)
We gotta get up, get out
Before they get us down
‘Cause livin’ up against the wall
Ah, has got us locked up
Come on and line up (line up)
You better get to it
Instead of just standing around
Yeah, it’s time to get down

If you got all the stuff
And you can’t get enough
Line up (line up)
Line up (line up)
If you think that you’re strong
Wanna fight well come on
Line up (line up)
Line up (line up)
(line up, line up)
You gotta get yourself together…
You gotta stand up and be counted
You gotta…

Put your biscuits in the oven
Honey, put your buns in bed
I wanna come inside your kitchen
Wanna taste your shortening bread

I want to jump into your skillet
Honey, tickle your home fries
I gotta hambone working fill it
Won’t you try it on for size

Uh uh uh uh uh
Baby ask me no questions
I’ll tell you no lies
Put your biscuits in the oven
Honey, watch my dumplin

Rise up – early in the morning
Rise up – late at night
Rise up – gotta get me a warning
Rise up – gonna whet your appetite

Gonna shake and bake you honey
I want a catcher in the rye
I wanna sop up all your gravy
From your deep dish apple pie

So open up your menu
I wanna slice your honey dew
I love it honey when you
Do me like you do

Uh uh uh uh uh
And if you ask me no questions
And tell me no lies
Put your biscuits in the oven
Honey, watch my dumplin

Rise up – early in the morning
Rise up – late late late at night
Rise up – giving me no warning
Rise up – gonna wet your appetite

Italian Charms